THIS IS JUST DESSERT, MR. "ZEKE HYLE"

In World War II,
Adolf Hitler sent
Millions to Stalingrad or some other venue
To die semi-innocent.

Meanwhile, Hitler's barbarians
Were mistreating all "non-Aryans."

Then things went sour
For Hitler in
Berlin.
It was a total loss of power.

When the Russians came to town
To hunt the Führer down,
Adolf had to hunker
Down inside a concrete bunker
With his sweetie, Eva Braun.

We have since learnt
That both got burnt
And are now completely gone.



 

JOE, IT'S A COLLECTIVE CALL FROM THE UKRAINE!

After Lenin died and turned into wax
Inside his tomb
(For the Soviet people to cry over),
Stalin grabbed power and committed acts
Of doom
(For the Soviet people to die over).

Repressive and gung ho,
Joe excised all his rivals,
Hatcheted Trotsky by remote in Mexico,
And prevented other survivals.

Historians of terror still examine
Stalin's concept of collectivization:
Such as when he invented a famine
To cause Ukrainian extermination.

The wartime deaths of twenty million Russians
Were for Joe just minor repercussions.
At Yalta, history shows he dealt
Words of poisoned syrup...
To intimidate Churchill and Roosevelt
And grab all of Eastern Europe.

Joe led a life of crime,
Just Stalin for time.